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Actual Name:Captain Armstrong
Ships from: The Red Sea Obviously
Occupation: I be your Captain. However I answer to Captain Sir, Mr. Captain, Capt-Capt, and El Cap-e-tano
Hobbies: Watching people stare at my missing front teeth and then bringing it up ultimatly making them feel super uncomfortable.
Captain Armstrong
Average User Rating: 44%()

About Me:

You may recognize my name, or we may have met before. I used to hunt Super Villains but I have come around, and now I need some new gear. Any slightly used Death rays or mind control devices, please believe me this is not a scam I am not here to bust you. I have recently been informed my famous relative war hero of 1812 was not the same John Armstrong Jr. that my family believed he was. My proud family name will be damned I need Laser.

Currently Listed Items:
Hoodie of Cloaking 2,500.00
Rapid Antigravity Projectile 1,999.00