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Zombie making kit, cheap AND easy to use!! Included are one industrial strength Black and Decker cordless drill (for zombie makers on the go), one fifty gallon vat of nitric acid, and one turkey baster. Comes with gloves and protective eye wear for no extra charge! Instructions also included. A little brain matter got into the handle of the drill, so the triggers a little sticky (oooops!) but some give it some K&Y and a few thwacks on a skull and you should be good to go!.
You have free reign here.
Seriously.