Item Description:With the current recent unfortunate influx of vampires with consciences or the ever growing minority of fanged fiends with a lust not for human blood but of humanity the vampire has become a potential risk to evil genius everywhere. Well now is your chance to get your hands on an "acquired" V.O.N.Ger. For those not in the know the Vampiric Oscillating Neuro gauge it is a device that has the ability to not only detect the undead but is able to stimulate parts of the vampire's brain causing them great distress. It can cause any number of maladies to the blood sucker, blindness, slurred speech, resurfacing of painful childhood memories, and acute head explosion.