US $22,490.64
Seller: evil_01 (67% )

Item Location: Confidential

Become truly protected. With Villain Secure-ALL systems, your top secret documents and weapons are perfectly safe and sound inside our safes. Using biometrics, facial recognition, passwords, safe combinations and the optional DNA sample, you will be the only one ever capable of accessing it's contents.

Made from a brand new indestructible* material called Securital, this safe is 100% impervious to knives, guns, and low-heat explosions.

We offer a two month guarantee: if someone forcefully breaks into your safe within the first two months of ownership, we'll reimburse you for the stolen goods AND kill the one responsible.

Tech Specs:

Dimensions: 16'x 16' 5", x 15'
Weight: 3 metric tons
Authentication Methods: Biometrics, Facial recognition, multiple passwords, safe combinations, and DNA sample.
Manufacturers Warranty: 2 months

Hi, my name is Ron Bartleby. I am very interested in your product. I was wondering if you could go into a little more detail about the "SECURITAL" metal being used. Thanks.

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lol that guy is an idiot. can u really not break this safe? i thought u could...

No. You can't break this safe.