US $1.00/ea
Seller: Cyrano Jones (100% )

Item Location: Iota Geminorum IV.

Possibly the most annoying item you could ever buy. Tribbles, small adorable creatures covered in fur, are born pregnant and reproduce at an alarming rate. Tribbles orginate from Iota Geminorum IV, a planet far far away, but thanks to my team of skilled Tribble breeders they can come directly to your home. Give your worst enemy one of these endearing creatures that even the meanest of bad guys can't resist. In a matter of hours their home will be flooded with the irresistable creatures. Reproduction happens exponentially, with as many as 50 after the first hour, and as many as 50,000 by the days end. Suffocate your enemies with furry love.

NO FEEDING NECESSARY!

I had a tribble problem once, the WORST! I'm annoyed just remembering.

awww, these sound cute!

That reproduction rate is illogical