$0.01 Starting Bid
Seller: all_hail_Kang (26% )

Item Location: Anytime, Anywhere

Greetings, cretins; It is I, KANG THE CONQUEROR! For sale today is... TOMORROW! For this eve I am selling the very future of mankind to supplement my currently stagnating funds. Know all and see all, the future can be yours courtesy of mighty KANG!

i hate reserves so much this is so gay

oh goody another reserve auction that I wont bid on

YOU PATHETIC ORGANICS AND YOUR RESERVE AUCTIONS.

Reserve auctions just go to show what little confidence you have in your own product. Doom firmly believes you should just let people bid normally, otherwise they probably won't bid at all.

Jeesus kang, is your reserve high enough? rofl