$99,999,999.00
Seller: SOVEREIGN (49% )

Item Location: Dark Space

I AM SOVEREIGN. I AM THE PINNICAL OF EVOLUTION AND EXISTENCE. BEFORE ME, YOU ARE ALL NOTHING; YOUR EXTINCTION IS INEVITABLE, I AM ETERNAL. HOWEVER, DUE TO UNFORSEEABLE SETBACKS IN OUR PLAN, I AM FORCED TO OFFER MYSELF AS A METHOD OF DRUMMING UP SOME CASH.

I HAVE BEEN CLASSIFIED BY VARIOUS PATHETIC ORGANICS AS THE LARGEST STARSHIP IN THE GALAXY. AT OVER TWO KILOMETERS LONG, MY MASSIVE ELEMENT ZERO CORE GENERATES STAGGERINGLY POWERFUL MASS EFFECT FIELDS, WHICH ALLOW ME TO TAKE OFF AND LAND ON TERRESTRIAL SURFACES AT WILL.

CREW ACCOMMIDATIONS ARE EXTENSIVE AND COMFOTABLE, AND INCLUDE SEVERAL THOUSAND CUP HOLDERS.

I AM THE VANGUARD OF YOUR DESTRUCTION. THIS ITEM DESCRIPTION IS OVER.

caps lock is cruise control for cool

YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR FUTURE.

what happened to your previous owner?

THE ORGANIC KNOWN AS SAREN FELL THROUGH A PLATE GLASS WINDOW AND WAS THEN SHOT REPEATEDLY IN THE FACE WITH FUTURISTIC MASS-ACCELERATOR WEAPONS.

that sucks i guess. whats your VIN number?