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Behold, cretins! It is I, Kang the Conqueror! Today, I bring forth to you an opportunity to purchase the most deadly of allies: the ninja!
Freshly plucked from 16th century feudal Japan (courtesy of my seemingly endless brilliance in regards to time travel,) these warriors are adept at stealthy assassinations and espianoge, plus they come complete with katanas, shuriken, and other such nonsense they happen to be carrying at the time of their abduction. I mean aquisition.
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User Comments
Dr. Doom wrote:
Amazing, you've actually managed to aquire something Doom wants.
sk8rboi666 wrote:
lol oh wow, kang finally delivers
guitardude86 wrote:
God dammit Kang, these fucking things don't even speak english! And I don't even want to THINK about what this is doing to the space time continuum!
All_Hail_Kang wrote:
NO REFUNDS!