$200.00
Seller: MakeEmLaugh (0% )

Item Location: Gotham

Grreeeeetings fellow ne'er-do-wells, up on the block today we have the fabulous MYSTERY BOX! What are the dimensions? Can't tell you! How much does it weigh? Wouldn't you like to know! What's in it? Now, now, that would ruin the surprise! Perhaps its exactly what you've been looking for; there's only one way to find out!!1! HEEAH HA HAHAHA HOO HOO HEE HEEEHAHAHAHHA!!!!

You won't even tell us what it is...?

oh hells no, im not falling for this shit again

Another mystery box?

Why haven't the admins banned you yet?

This individual seems both legitimate AND trustworthy, I believe I shall entrust him with my credit card number and paypal account, right after my ski trip to HELL.

Doom is... tempted.