Grreeeeetings fellow ne'er-do-wells, up on the block today we have the fabulous MYSTERY BOX! What are the dimensions? Can't tell you! How much does it weigh? Wouldn't you like to know! What's in it? Now, now, that would ruin the surprise! Perhaps its exactly what you've been looking for; there's only one way to find out!!1! HEEAH HA HAHAHA HOO HOO HEE HEEEHAHAHAHHA!!!!