US $3,600.00
Seller: Dr. Mario (98.6% )

Item Location: Just laying around the office

Pills, Pills for sale. Yes, they are for sale, Yes, I am a real doctor, and yes I have no idea what they do anymore. The highest bidder of this auction will win well I don't really know what. They could range from a wide array of things included but not limited to antibiotics, growth pills, pills that give you x-ray vision, and even hormone pills and maybe a mixture of all of the above. But you will never know until you try..Right?

Warning do not take with empty stomach/booze

Seriously.

I took these pills and now thanks to Dr. Mario I's a REAL boy!