With this high powered brainwave altering device, you will no longer have to worry about your enemies. Using new O-BEY technology, brainwaves are altered at a blazing fast 17 waves per millisecond. Powered by uranium cells, the Mind Control Device operates at an uninterruptible speed and pace. It's fail safe, and guaranteed to turn your worst enemies into your closest friends or your money back.

Tech Specs:

Power Type: Uranium Cells (NOT INCLUDED)
Capacity: 6 Cells
Uses per cell: 1
Processor: O-BEY Minion X16 @80.0 GHz
Mind Control Time: 6 hours (1 hour per cell)
Jiggawatts per second: 90
Warranty: 3 days