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Item Description:
This item here is a high quality non-lethal pacification device, and at a mere $500 is an excellent bargain. Weighing only a couple pounds, its mere child's play to aim it at your target, squeeze the trigger, and watch as the emitted supersonic wave scrambles their brain's higher level functions, forcing them to obey your every command.
Runs off of custom Mesmetron Power Cells sold by the fine salesmen at Paradise Falls in packs of 10. No assembly required. Item is experimental; undesired effects such as aggression and explosive cranial deformation are not covered under standard warranty nor are they the responsibility of Paradise Falls or its affiliates.
User Comments
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