US $3000 + shipping
Seller: The Mad Hatter (66% )

Item Location: Gotham, IL

Ok, so my date totally bailed on me and after I scraped and save for these tickets, she breaks up with me for this guy named Chad. Psh, Chad. She's all like "But I want to go on a vacation, you promised me a honeymoon after our wedding," and a bunch of shit like that. I mean HELLO. It's the Jo Bros! Front row / backstage passes! If I were her I'd be totally psyched!

Now even though these tickets are pretty much priceless and I would not miss this for the world, my therapist insisted I sell the tickets and use the cash to take the wifey on a real vacation, whatever that means. So anyway, it turns out these tix are worth quite a pretty penny (300,000 pretty pennies to be precise).

And so I'm selling them for $3000 plus shipping even though it breaks my heart to do so. Front row center, with back stage access after the show. So close. :'(

Section 3, Row 1

Did you receive my payment?? The show is three days away and I still don't have the tickets. You better not have kept them. Were you the one who sent me a box of rocks??? SEND THE TICKETS PLEASE. Seriously, you're making my angry.