US $50,000.00
Seller: Dr. Mario (98.6% )

Item Location: They are in my lab coat, on me, always. In Japan.

So I didn't lay the Golden Egg but I did concoct the Golden Pill. Yes your vision is fine (but if it's not I also have a pill for that) they really are golden pills. These Golden Pills will make you immortal. Don't get to greedy the affects of the pills will only last 18 minutes. At which point if any wounds incur during that time they will heal when the 18 minutes has passed. Only one Pill is necessary but they may not be used within the same day. These pills are very harsh for the body to handle and just taking two of these pills with is a lethal overdose.

Take pills with a full stomach and drink plenty of fluids for best results

Seriously.

Don't let him touch you, he is not a real doctor!