US $3999.75
Seller: evil_01 (67% )

Item Location: Confidential

Stop someone in their tracks! The Freeze Ray X-Treme was designed for the sole purpose of literally freezing whatever it's pointed at. Using a 12-inch hyper-gauge, freezing your enemies has never been easier.

Fast Acting! The Freeze Ray X-Treme's freeze ray travels 150% faster than the original Freeze Ray!

Re-usable! Included with the Freeze Ray X-Treme is a recharge kit, fully equipped and easy to use.

Guaranteed to stop your nemesis from stopping you! If you use the product correctly in a week and your enemies still get away, we'll send you your money back guaranteed!

Tech Specs

Uses per Charge: 12
Recharge time: ~7 hours!
Freezing Power: EXTREME
Jiggawatts per second: 35
Manufacturer's Warranty: 7 days

is this better than dr. horrible's freeze ray?

Does Dr. Horrible's freeze ray have the word "X-TREME" in it?

no...

Then do you really even have to ask?

kinda

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