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Item Description:
Approximately 1 liter of Flubber, or "Flying Rubber." It's a rubbery sort of substance that when used properly allows temporary flight or an extreme bounce rebound (when bouncing of area of flubber). Illegal in upwards of 50 states, Flubber can attach itself from everything from a car, to an underdog basketball team that needs to win the championship.
Put it on your plane! Put it on your feet! Become bulletproof!!! It works on practically everything and is 100% imperishable.
If you consume the Flubber, it allows you to fly for two hour intervals until the substance is defecated (through the most painful explosive green diarrhea I've experienced to date). From there you can reuse it or even eat it again.
Use as you will! A little bit of this stuff goes a long way! Seriously don't overdo it. I recommend about a teaspoon per 200 pounds.
Enjoy!