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Moist's Moisture
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Item Description:
Now you too can have the soaking power of SWEAT! With my bottled moisture, never again will you have to lick an envelope! This home-bottled moisture can be used to make floors slippery, and deter female opponents. Only 16 oz for $1.99! One would be a fool to pass up this excellent offer on my bottled sweat! Moist's Moisture is concocted from my own personal recipe of Tab Cola and blue raspberry Jell-o, and is then excreted through my very own pores with no physical activity required. Nothing but fresh, undiluted, and pure sweat in Moist's Mositure! Some side effects of using The Moisture include the need to shower frequently, odor, and loss of girlfriend.
User Comments
SuperCutie wrote:
Hey baby, when we gonna meet up?
GreenThumb wrote:
Moist's Moisture works great for my plants! Gimme a call sometime, Moist.
Mystique wrote:
Moist gave his Eau De Moist for my birthday! I love it! Thanks, Moist. We still on for Friday night?
SuperCutie wrote:
Moist, I thought we were going out Friday night?
Hot4You wrote:
Moist, I thought we were going out Friday night?