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Item Description:
Looking to add some pizzaz to your fortress? Something to make your arch nemesis think you know what you're doing? THEN I HAVE GOOD NEWS... The rumors are true: I'm selling all of my intricate arbitrary metal machines!
What do these machines do exactly? Nothing. They do absolutely nothing. They are there solely for aesthetic purposes but since I'm moving in about a month to permanently dwell in my underwater ocean oasis, EVERYTHING MUST GO. With a total of 15 of these machines, they vary in all shapes and sizes. They've got levers, knobs, buttons, lights, television screens, all the bells and whistles! (No actual bells or whistles).
6 of these machines feature the game 'Frogger' which help keep those henchmen at ease (good luck beating my high scores!). If you are unfamiliar with the game, you basically use the joystick to get the frog across a road and then a lake. It's a riot! Just watch out for those alligators and cars.
