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The Anti-Life Equation
US $100.50
Seller: wizard (25% )

Item Location: The Land of Faeries



Item Description:

Taken to death by the Billion Dollar Bates, but recently discovered by A GENIUS THE WIZARD!! This is the equation that allows those who know it to dominate the will of any beings!

The user simply speaks the equation, inserting it into the minds of others making them uncertain of life, hope and freedom. It's called "the Anti- Life" because this equation twists and distorts freedom because if someone poses absolute control over you then you're not really alive.

Buyers might want to consider purchasing the Lasso of Truth along with the item!!



User Comments
syndrome88 wrote:
Dude you just gave us a picture of the equation.. why would I buy it?!

force_recon wrote:
HAHAHA what a moron

killdeathdie156 wrote:
I just bought the Lasso of Truth! Now I have the power to control EVERYONE that uses the equation!!