Q: What is EvilBay?

A: EvilBay is the premier online auction site designed for villainous individuals to offload their stuff onto other, more needy and less resourceful villainous individuals.

Q: What kind of things does EvilBay sell?

A: We sell anything that the discerning antagonist would want to buy, and anything that said antagonist can no longer use; be it a giant doom lazer or a former right-hand-man.

Q: What kind of people use EvilBay?

A: Um, evil people? Dumbass?

Q: Are there any restrictions?

A: In the sense that EvilBay is only as awesome as your mind will allow you to comprehend, yes. Concerning more earthly confines, one will require a Guild of Calamitous Intent I.D. number (or the I.D. of their closest archenemy) to log in and buy/sell items.

Q: What is best in life?

A: To see your enemies driven before you! To hear the lamenting of their women and children while y- um, I mean, next question!

Q: What is your privacy policy?

A: Privacy Policies are the sport of sissy little fairy boys, and you can read a Privacy Policy that may or may not be ours here.

Q: Is there any way I can learn about EvilBay without all the verbal abuse?

A: No. But here's our About Us page.

Q: Who are you guys anyway?

A: Wouldn't YOU like to know? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!1!