EvilBay is a primary sellers and buyers website exclusively for evil-doers and terrorist thinkers. EvilBay is a membership only based website. You must have an exclusive membership to buy or sell items on EvilBay. Before you start, you must fill out a completely tedious 20 page application to obtain a membership, and file this useless paperwork through the mail along with $100 cash. Also you will require a guild of calamitous intent I.D. number, or the number of your closest archenemy. The processing of your new membership will take several months to process before you are able to buy or sell products on EvilBay. In the meantime, why don't you make yourself a sandwich, or learn Sanskrit.

EvilBay is an opportunity to sell your things that you have absolutely no use for anymore. EvilBay consists of everything from the infinity gauntlet (gems not included), to death rays (which may or may not lead to death) and much, much more! EvilBay has items sold by such icons as The Green Lantern and Dr. Horrible, as well as completely worthless people like Buffalo Bill and Jeffery Dahmer. If you have something truly awful and useless to sell, but it sounds really good in theory, this is the place for you!

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